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Star Wars Part 7 The Squirrel Wars

2006-09-18T15:48:00.000-07:00

2006-01-01T22:44:00.000-08:00

I'm Not Eating That!!

99 Bottles Of Toddler Beer On The Wall

2005-09-06T18:46:00.000-07:00

Hey son grab me a cold one. OOOH yeah grab yourself one too. Thats right! It's beer for kids. Right now it can only be bought in Asia but I think Budwiser is working on a name for the American version. Some of the names they are looking at are ScoobyBrew or Brew's clues.

Go Go Killer Rangers

2005-08-18T19:16:00.000-07:00

Go Go Killer Rangers What is this world coming to when you can’t even trust a power ranger? I mean come on people. That’s ok he is fixing to go to jail and be some ones mighty morphing bitch. http://edition.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/16/yacht.murders.reut/

Do You feel lucky?Punk

2005-08-04T19:43:00.000-07:00

Dirty Harry Underwear! Yes that’s right dirty Harry underwear. You can empty out the drawer full and just lay this one pair in there. Item Name: A32: Ballistic GROIN CUP Level IIIAItem Number: A32Price: $300.00. That’s right Ballistic proof. It’s like having superman nads. Man I can’t wait till my pair comes in.

The Cheese dip of Cheese dips

2005-06-24T03:31:00.000-07:00

The cheese dip of cheese dips. I no longer have to drive to my local Mexican restaurant for that cheese goodness. Yes once again I have discovered the one cheese dip to rule them all. Yes this study took many years of trial and error; I remember the time I bought about 20 different Mexican Cheeses trying to find the right combination to making that beloved white cheese dip. But then I realized it was imposable to make because according to my local chief it was an ancient Mexican secret. I have found that secret in a little tub at publix. Its called Gordo’s cheese dip. You can look it up at http://www.gordos.cc/

This Sucked So Bad

2005-06-06T17:39:00.000-07:00

In accordance with NETCOM guidance 2004-11(https://www.us.army.mil/suite/doc/1773343), AKO has begun strippingattachments with the following suffixes:b64,.bat,.bhx,.ceo,.ce0,.cpl,.dbx,.dll,.dot,.eml,.exe,.hqx,.lnk,.mim,.nch,ocx,pi,.pif,.scr,.sct,.uue,.uu,.vbe,.vbs,.wsc,.wsf,.wsh,.xxe, and .zip. Since this is an Army policy, AKO will not be able to grant exceptions - please do not call the AKO help desk on this issue, as they will not be able to help you.We regret any inconvenience. This is the biggest crock of $#!T I have ever seen. Now let me tell you the whole story. My best friend went to iraq about 2 or 3 weeks ago not knowing what to expect. He is only 27 years old and has never been to another country, let alone a war-torn country. Fear and depression is what I saw when he left. Now he is over there protecting people he doesn't even know with his life on the line every day and here his family asked me to send him a simple little program like media player 10 so he can watch videos that his church is making for him to keep his spirit up. And you know what? This is the message I got. Yes that message you see at the top. I'll find a way to get it to him but for those people that don't now much about computers this is what there stuck with. In accordance with NETCOM guidance 2004-11(https://www.us.army.mil/suite/doc/1773343), AKO has begun stripping attachments with the following suffixes:b64,.bat,.bhx,.ceo,.ce0,.cpl,.dbx,.dll,.dot,.eml,.exe,.hqx,.lnk,.mim,.nch,ocx,pi,.pif,.scr,.sct,.uue,.uu,.vbe,.vbs,.wsc,.wsf,.wsh,.xxe, and .zip. Since this is an Army policy, AKO will not be able to grant exceptions.

Star Wars Episode III

2005-05-24T15:26:00.000-07:00

GEEK WARS Well is’t come and gone at least for me it has. O man it was bad ass. The whole experience was awesome from the guy in the lounge that smelled and looked like a wookie to the guy in the brown bath robe and plastic light saber. Man I got a tear in my eye just thinking about again. Maybe there is still time I can talk Mr. Lucas into making episode 21/2. There was a lot missing in the movie. Just go buy the DVD of the cartoon and you will see what I mean.

Joke of the day

2005-04-20T18:05:00.000-07:00

Replacing Vanna
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Genius Discovery by Mr. and Mrs. Ninja Brain

2005-04-17T15:27:00.000-07:00

Can you believe a 6 month old orange can look this good. I can't tell you to much becuse this project is still in the works. But what I can tell you is that this orange was picked around November 2004 and I cut it open today April 2005. I know, geek with too much time. Laugh if you wish but just watch... this technology will end world hunger.

Joke Of The Day

2005-04-10T18:43:00.000-07:00

Top 10 Things You Wouldn't know Without Movies 10.It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. 9.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 8.Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. 7.When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. 6.Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. 5.When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 4.Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. 3.No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. 2.Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 1.An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

Funney Shit I Read On The Web

2005-04-10T18:07:00.000-07:00

This was something I read at theregister.com about jedi-ism the new Geek religon. Neither have the Obi-wan Kenobi wannabes thought through the possible downsides to their plan. What happens if 10,000 Darth Vaders declare themselves for the 'Dark Side'? Would it be possible for the two churches to live together in harmony? No chance. It's only a matter of time before some unrepentent Luke Skywalker ends up tied to a stake on the village green with Darth Maul lighting a bunch of faggots under him. Hello is that what I think he said? Faggots, no turns out a 'faggot' is a bundle of sticks popularly used for burning witches and heretics, and not what you thought we meant. I'm going to use that next time I go camping," break out your wennies the faggots are smoking".

2005-04-09T12:26:00.000-07:00

Thank You AvoClassic.

The Wholly Guacamole

2005-04-09T11:58:00.000-07:00

Today I discovered the meaning of Mexican food, Yes guacamole is that secret. I had to travel to many Krogers and super Wal-marts to answer that life long question. Are there guacamoles that come pre-made that taste like Guacamole? The answer is yes. AvoClassic guacamole is by far the best Guacamole ever. It’s like the bag has little mama seta’s in there making the stuff fresh. Hail to The mighty Guacamole masters, and keep it coming.

Joke of the day

2005-03-29T18:39:00.000-08:00

You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.8. 8:00a.m. is not early.9. You have to file for your own taxes.10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.11. You're not carded anymore.12. You carry an umbrella.13. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.14. "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.17. You start watching the weather channel.18. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.22. You go to parties that the police don't raid.23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.24. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.25. Your car insurance goes down.26. You refer to college students as kids.27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.

Joke of the day

2005-03-27T13:16:00.000-08:00

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not shit on the bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

Learn to speak Chinese

2005-03-27T13:04:00.000-08:00

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding, See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao, Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni, Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing, Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan, I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni, I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat, It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?, Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?, That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching, I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King, You are not very bright - Yu So Dum, I got this for free - Ai No Pei, I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?, Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao, They have arrived - Hia Dei KumStay, out of sight - Lei Lo, He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka, Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

2005-03-26T11:55:00.000-08:00

Master Ninja Reid is teaching us the art of Ninja mask lessons 101. As you can see he is very deadly when his mask is finished

Joke Of the Day

2005-03-26T09:00:00.000-08:00

I saw this joke at http://www.jokes.com/ and decided to use it to break the ice of my new blog. As childish as this joke may be I bet it makes you smile. Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree? A. A Squirrel! Q. Then why is it purple? A. It choked on a nut...'

2005-03-25T19:46:00.000-08:00

my side kick zoe. One wrong movie and its all over.

Test

2005-03-25T18:17:00.000-08:00

This is a test of the ninjabrain Blog cast station.