Star Wars Part 7 The Squirrel Wars

I'm Not Eating That!! 

99 Bottles Of Toddler Beer On The Wall

Hey son grab me a cold one. OOOH yeah grab yourself one too. Thats right! It's beer for kids. Right now it can only be bought in Asia but I think Budwiser is working on a name for the American version. Some of the names they are looking at are ScoobyBrew or Brew's clues.

Go Go Killer Rangers

Go Go Killer Rangers What is this world coming to when you can’t even trust a power ranger? I mean come on people. That’s ok he is fixing to go to jail and be some ones mighty morphing bitch. http://edition.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/16/yacht.murders.reut/

Do You feel lucky?Punk

Dirty Harry Underwear! Yes that’s right dirty Harry underwear. You can empty out the drawer full and just lay this one pair in there. Item Name: A32: Ballistic GROIN CUP Level IIIAItem Number: A32Price: $300.00. That’s right Ballistic proof. It’s like having superman nads. Man I can’t wait till my pair comes in.

The Cheese dip of Cheese dips

The cheese dip of cheese dips. I no longer have to drive to my local Mexican restaurant for that cheese goodness. Yes once again I have discovered the one cheese dip to rule them all. Yes this study took many years of trial and error; I remember the time I bought about 20 different Mexican Cheeses trying to find the right combination to making that beloved white cheese dip. But then I realized it was imposable to make because according to my local chief it was an ancient Mexican secret. I have found that secret in a little tub at publix. Its called Gordo’s cheese dip. You can look it up at http://www.gordos.cc/

This Sucked So Bad

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